[7 Deadly Sins]
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Jason Barry
2. What is your weapon of choice? breadstick to the throat
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? indeed
4. How about of the same sex? indeed
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Im not sure
6. What is your pet peeve? reading over my shoulder
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? oh i let them go
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? Circle Time at work.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? like 8 pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but havent? Kolby and Kristin
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I didnt have enough time to make that appointment
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? I used to call them.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? i excercise regularly now.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? once
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Minute Maid Apple Juice
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? I eat it all
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? ummm alot?
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? salty
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "Food!"? This is gay.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Enough.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Enough.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Of course!
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? arms/hipbones
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? nah
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes, but by choice, i didnt have too.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Charlotte Russe
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Donate to autism, then spend the rest on me.
4. Would you rather be rich or famous? Famous
5. Would you ever take a boring job if you could make mega bucks? sure
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Many young hearts.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? hahah like 4.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? graduated highschool with honors.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? graduated high school with honors
3. What one thing would you like to accomplish in your life? marriage, small family, finacial stability
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yes
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? who hasnt?
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Called oral surgeons.
ENVY
1.What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Lexi's boobs
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? a rich person
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? i dont know.
4. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? of course!
5. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? reservation
6. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? no
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? lust
[7 Heavenly Virtues]
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none
2. What religion were you raised? catholic
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human
4. Do you believe in magic? In a young girls heart?
5. What was the last promise you broke? one to Kristin
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? I only prayed when I needed something.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? What is perfect to me, may not be to you.
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nope!
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Happiness
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Story of my life.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? yes
6. Do you gamble? nah
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? what?
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Autism, The Give-Kate-Lots-Of-Money Fund
2. What causes have you given money or time to? alot honestly
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? no
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another type? doubtful
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? yes...too much.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like food and rent? Of course.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? Its personal.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Zombies and Being Alone.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Made a cheese sandwich
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Spy Kids.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Yes, No doubt about it.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? brain.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Leader.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? not yet.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? Im already ineligible
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? yes
4. Which should be guaranteed legal, prostitution or marijuana? marijuana
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? nope
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? Scott Peterson trial
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? nope
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? money
2. Do you collect anything? beer bottlecaps
3. Are you addicted to anything? pot
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? The hooker in Tijuana
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? just people...well one person.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? My grandpa
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? yes
4. What area are you wisest in? ummm...?????
5. Do you drive defensively? i drive REALLY GOOD.
6. What did you learn today? lil kim is going to jail
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Kate Cole.